kleph @kleph@mastodon.kleph.eu

painting tunnels on the sides of brick walls with a sign that says "free bitcoins" pointing to it to watch techbros smash themselves into it

Je vais relâcher mon premier nom de domaine, dreams4net.com, ça intéresse quelqu'un ?

trimstray/sandmap: Nmap on steroids! Simple CLI with the ability to run pure Nmap engine, 31 modules with 459 scan profiles.

* simple CLI with the ability to run pure Nmap engine
* predefined scans included in the modules
* support Nmap Scripting Engine (NSE) with scripts arguments
* TOR support (with proxychains)
* multiple scans at one time
* at this point: 31 modules with 459 scan profiles

#Linux #Réseau

https://github.com/trimstray/sandmap

Someone on Twitter mentioned that in some regions of Germany, a common idiom for whenever there's mist in the forest is "The foxes are making coffee", and thought the image was evocative enough for an illustration.

Well, I took the bait! 🦊☕

#MastoArt #CreativeToot #Lineart

Hey, I was wondering, if I stream while I'm drawing, are there any musicians here who want me to play their music?

Boosts welcome!

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Hé, je me demandais, si je streame pendant que je dessine, est-ce qu'il y a des musicien·ne·s ici qui veulent bien que je passe leur musique ?

RT bienvenus !

hep les personnes qui ont des instances #peerTube, on a une demande de l’orga du #FOSDEM pour héberger les vidéos de la session 2019

C’est 2000 vidéos, ça fait à peu près1To 🤨 et je ne suis pas sûr qu’on veuille/puisse héberger ça sur un serveur frama

"we were wondering if one of the existing PeerTube instances would be able to host us initially, at least until we have the time and resources available to host an instance ourselves."

boost this and i'll give you a randomized dragon
(cannot guarantee that it won't be ugly)

Il n'y aura pas de cadeaux cette année, la CNIL m'a interdit de conserver les lettres des enfants et m'a demandé de supprimer les bases de données, noms et adresses ...

Protip:

When designing a user interface, imagine some old woman using it, say Margaret Hamilton, and she's clicking your app's buttons and saying to you, as old people do,

"Young whippersnapper, when I was your age, I sent 24 people to the ACTUAL MOON with my software in 4K of RAM and here I am clicking your button and it takes ten seconds to load a 50 megabyte video ad and then it crashes

I'm not even ANGRY with you, I'm just disappointed."